Farewell, Freelancing Ho World

On Wednesday, I will schedule a meeting with my immediate superior to pass my articles, and also, to promptly tell that I’m done with freelancing. You see, I duked it out in the freelancing for about a year. I got intimate with my laptop for 5 hours a day (sometimes more) and smiled patiently whenever I am with my employer.

(Me to my friends) “Oh my god, My boss thinks so highly of himself and intentionally mispronounces all these words. HAHAHAHA”

(me to my boss) “oh ♫ HELLO there, boss! ♪ I have kwento for youuuuu!!♫“

I swear, there is no end to my insincerity. 

For almost a year, I have also tolerated the  pompous, self-satisfied buzz of my employers. Can you imagine the courage I take to read emails from them that talk endlessly about “moving forward” to “best practices", ESPECIALLY when they're used within the most ill-fitting contexts? 

I sometimes get emails that would say, “Unfortunately, it is not our best practice to feature this. Regarding the issue, we can ask one of our writers bla blah testicles testicles. Moving forward, I hope blah blah gonorrhea.” It makes me want to throw coffee in their direction, and congratulate them for sounding like big professional dickheads.

Anyhoot, I’m going back to school, (Hence, the title of this blog); it’s a lot of work (It is a miracle actually that I found this swatch of time to start ANOTHER blog. ) And it’s good to know that I’m working on for something I can care about.

I’m turning 23 this year. For the first time in many years, I actually have no idea what's going to happen to me in the near future. Nothing is certain. And after this month nothing will be the same again. It's exciting and scary and confusing all at the same time. I'm still trying to cope up with this reality, but slowly I'm getting there. I really have no choice.

Future, Please be kind. Because, I am finally moving forward towards best practices. 

Barf bag, please!